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Tuesday, 9 June 2020

If This Isn't A Joke Then What Is It?

Barton Morfee: with age it gets smalleras new it is talleri disappear but leave something behindi light the sky but then say goodbye

Tomi Vauters: OK so its about this guys who has a name like "oops" or "nobody" or something like that... and he hates his name so when he dies he gets somthing funny on his headstone....and thats the punchline...i dont remember how it goes! Help!!!

Beau Starcevic: That is just wrong.

Raymundo Kyser: CHARLIE SHEEN ROASTED PICKACHU ON THE BACK OF A HUMPBACK WHALE WITH LORD KUMQUATZ TO THE LAND OF BINGO

Jamika Gregorio: something to confuse people

Damaris Weiler: I heard about a guy like that who once went to a house of ill repute. The madam came to the door and saw him on the step. She asked, "What do you want?" He answered, "I want a woman.""How can that be--you have no arms or legs?" she asked. "I rang the doorbell, didn't I," he replied....Show more

Shawn Lelis: I was thinking a candle, but then I was t! hinking a star, since you said sky.One or the other. :-)

Craig Virani: That is totally insensitive and not funny.

Frederick Mccoach: A joke is something funny, and it makes you laugh...!

Adan Alipio: Could you be more offensive?

Stormy Beliard: a riddle, question, or some stupid thing to confuzzle us.

Jon Bergmeier: "Repair yourself"

Mahalia Brindle: Thanks for posting. Now we all know how funny you are.

Bob Pucella: Tell him to volunteer as a pillow for the General.

Jill Thomer: pudding.

Hilma Pestano: a question?

Marquetta Gimm: Ah so clever you are

Arleen Bussing: This not the joke you are exactly looking for, but funny just the same:A blond was driving and, sure enough, rear-ended the car in front of her when coming to a red light. As soon as the accident happened, both cars pulled over to the side of the road to exchange insurance information and call the police. The blond was surprised to see that the! other person was a midget. As the midget approached her, he ! glanced at his damaged rear end and exclaimed, "I'm not happy at all!"Upon this, the blond asked, "Okay - which one of the 7 are you then?"...Show more

Jose Calaycay: a riddle!

Randal Deyarmond: Stop now while you're "a head".Support the troops!

Toby Caswell: huh

Chris Wilczewski: a riddle

Dorinda Metzer: Due to the fact this is the Jokes & Riddles section it must be a riddle, if not joke.

Pearlie Medora: how could he re enlist? ppl with flat feet aren't accepted?

Madge Voice: a candle

Nadia Crauswell: It's a question.

Chauncey Williama: shooting star

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